So maybe it's time you stop admiring America. You know, like start using the word "Football" instead of "Soccer", and spell with "s" where appropriate instead of "z".
Yes, I get particularly irritated at people who spell with "z" if they're educated under a system that specifically spells with "s". Do you think just because it points the other way it makes you so much cooler?
Feel free to share the $10 trillion bucks of debt with all the Americans too, it WILL make you cooler.
Oh, remember to put your money in the an American bank too. Your cash WILL smell "cooler" when you withdraw it, if there is any left that is.
Oh, Wall St is a good place to invest your money too, it has experienced the Great Depression before and claims to have learnt from it so as to not let it happen again.
(So this time, they withdrew all their money from it just so it could drop even lower, and for even longer.)
You could also help find some Weapons of Mass Destruction. No! Not with Google Earth, with guns!
To assist you a little, they're suppose to look like this:
While you do that, I'll search for Weapons of Mass Distraction instead.
Just so it's clear, I have nothing against Americans or America, I just dislike phony people imitating others "just because" they think it makes them so fuckin' cool.
In fact, I love Americans, without them there wouldn't be as much entertainment. After all, it is them who elected George Bush twice, invented Hollywood isn't it?
As for Dr. Greg House being a cheerleader in college, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I never knew about uncyclopedia. Hahaha. It's damn fun looking at the articles there! By the way, glitches or falls in the USA economy will have an effect on the whole world. US is still exerting its influence on the world, until one day a country can beat US in everything.
Now that you do? Do you still have time for study? I hope so.
It's really good. Better than Wiki. At least I can take comfort in knowing that even though humanity doesn't exist, humour still does. Haha. Check out the page on Malaysia if you haven't already done so.
I certainly know that US's economy will affect most countries. After all, they're a major trading partner for most countries. But their decline are currently worse than most other countries, spare the few EU nations. So eventually the gap would be closed.
And if they don't fix their ego problem, their prospects don't look good, at all. History has also shown that the world changes its superpowers every now and again. So the end might be near.
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