My horoscope tells me to be selfish. It says I should keep my altruistic idealism aside and prioritise myself.
Awesome. I can now do those selfish things guilt-free.
In other news, marking Year 9 exam papers is the best job you can get if you need a confidence boost in your command of the English language. I thought my grasp of the English Language was bad but wait till you see how 15 year-olds spell greatful, oh I mean grateful. Seeing it spelt that way 1500 times has made me confused as to which is the right one.
And a letter to Kim Jong Il.
Dear dictator Kim,
If you would so kindly develop missiles that are smaller in size, and aim it at the swine flu virus, it would be much appreciated. That way, other countries can buy those missiles from you too, and you will be rich. On top of that, you can always decline to sell them to our northern friends who speak funny and produce TV stars named after capital cities and tries to sing but really can't sing, but dominates your TV sets anyway, be it on the news or on mtv, just because her father owns hotels. When you do so, they will die of the virus because they have sent all their bullets to Iraq and have none left, which I'm sure would make you a very happy man.
Take care. Leave me a comment if you need help.
Yours sincerely,
TY
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Isn't it spelt "MISSILES"? Or you're just taking the piss at the fact that the kids can't spell?
Hah thanks Jims. It was a typo. I could've passed it off as that though.
I wonder why my spell checker didn't pick it up. Or maybe I just wasn't paying attention. Either way, Mr. Kim probably wouldn't have picked it up.
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